What happened?
My teacher asked me
When I failed out
Of Chemistry

But aren’t you Asian?
Just like on TV
They love to study
And got angry mommies

No I’m not an engineer, for the last time
Even if you didn’t ask, it’s crossed your mind

So if you’re ever adding up the tip
Don’t expect me to help a bit
Cause I don’t know
What 15 percent of anything is

Because if you look into my eyes
Then you’ll see I’m just a normal guy
And that’ll break your heart
I’m Asian but not smart
I’m Asian but not smart

First day of Psych class
On the seventh floor
First thing they told me was
Physics is next door

But at least I’m still awesome
At Table Tennis
That’s the best I,
Can do for you

So if you’re running to me with a TI-85
Just know it’ll cut me like a knife

So if a hottie ever needs my help
With derivatives or when things melt
I’ll turn my face
No use in hot girls anyway

Because if you look into my eyes
Then you’ll see I’m just a normal guy
And that’ll break your heart
I’m Asian but not smart
I’m Asian but not smart

It’ll be okay
I’ll be okay
That’s what my mom will say

So if you ever see one on the street
Don’t assume he knows his one, two, threes
Just turn your head
And ask a Jewish boy instead

Because if you look into my eyes
Then you’ll see I’m just a normal guy
And that’ll break your heart
I’m Asian but not smart
I’m Asian but not smart

I’m Asian but not smart