We’ve updated our Terms of Use to reflect our new entity name and address. You can review the changes here.
We’ve updated our Terms of Use. You can review the changes here.

The Silly Stuff (The Parody Album)

by Jenton

/
  • Streaming + Download

    Click here to purchase a digital copy of my first Parody Album! The following 19 songs are a collection of my humorous songs and parodies. Show your support by purchasing a digital copy today. 100% of all Bandcamp sales will go directly to me, plus, all the files are DRM free!

    (Included with the package are 2 bonus hidden tracks and hi-def photos from my CD cover photo shoot)

    Immediate download of 19-track album in your choice of 320k mp3, FLAC, or just about any other format you could possibly desire.
    Purchasable with gift card

      $9.99 USD

     

1.
If I were a girl Even just for a day Would I be attracted to guys Or would I be a girl who is gay? Order a cosmo And have somebody else pay I'd be kind of a bitch And blame it on PMS So everyone would be nice to me If I were a girl I don't think I could understand How I could love Bridget Jones But turn my nose at, Spiderman I'd make food for him Cause I know how it hurts When he cooks he always burns it Microwaves and never turns it And everything you had got destroyed If I were a girl I'd be such a flirt And make the guys go crazy With an offensively short skirt I'd take way too long To get ready for a date Make him sit on the couch with flowers And let him know I'm, worth the wait If I were a girl I don't think I could understand How I could swear to love the smart guys But go crazy for that macho man I wouldn't use too much teeth Cause I know how it hurts And I'd turn off your xbox Before you got to save And everything you had got destroyed It's a little too late, for you to come back Say it's just a mistake Think I'd forgive you like that I almost killed the last boss Then you turned it off But you're just a girl You don't understand And I'm just a boy Yea I don't understand But that's what makes us so beautiful Our imperfections visible In spite of that we’re all still intact If I was your mom
2.
He’s on the phone with his dealer, I’m upset Cause I lent him 80 bucks to help pay his rent So how is he, able to buy more weed? I’m in the room it’s a typical Tuesday night He’s listening to the kind of music nobody likes And he’ll never, remember anything ever Oh he wears hemp shoes, hoodie sweatshirts He’s a pothead, and always smells like burnt shoes I’m dreaming bout the day when I’ll wake up and find That while at Burning Man, he’ll have OD’d and died If you could see that I'm the one who has to suffer Tired of saying no, so stop asking me Hit this bong with me Hit this bong with me Walkin the streets with you in your worn out jeans I can’t help thinking how ridiculous this seems Waiting on a park bench watching for the cops Hey are you done buying? One time he got me high I was lit all over town And wound up barfing for awhile, on my way back down You said it’s fine it always happens like that Hey whatcha doing with sticky icky like that? He reads High Times, munchies like a child His weed dealer is first on his speed dial Dreaming bout the day when he’ll wake up and find The guy he’s buying from was a cop the whole time If you could see that I'm the one who has to suffer Tired of saying no, so stop asking me Hit this bong with me Standing by and waiting ‘til I move out No more saying no to him asking me Hit this bong with me Hit this bong with me [solo] Oh, it’s not like I’m anti-smoking pot, everybody’s got their right But you’re always lighting up, in the middle of the night It’s hard to study hard, when you’re smoking out some guy Cause you always seal the room, so I get a hotbox high Can’t you see that I’m the one who can’t stand you Tired of saying no, so stop asking me Hit this bong with me Standing by and waiting ‘til it’s legal Maybe then he’ll finally not ask me Hit this bong with me Hit this bong with me Have you ever thought just maybe Hit this bong with me Hit this bong with me
3.
I wish I’d sing like Coldplay With their sexy British accents It’s all, mellow, yellow, ello Or maybe be John Mayer with his panty wetting songs All his girlfriend’s bodies’ are a wonderland But I think one thing would steal the show If I was harder, better, faster, stronger Make my songs a lot less longer Revealed that I’m a sex monger That means I peddle in flesh I’m tryin to find my sound Looking all around Breaking new ground Maybe I will astound Instead of ABC How about Do re mi No more lazy Gotta find my crazy A lotta emo songwriters when they run out of words They go, ooh woah oh, ooh woah oh A lot of urban hip-hop likes to make up phrases Like three alarm chili all over them bitches faces Smear it all up and down their faces I’m tryin to find my sound Looking all around Breaking new ground Maybe I will astound Instead of ABC How about Do re mi No more lazy Gotta find my crazy Have you ever noticed Guitarists and singers are chick magnets Well then, I must be doing something wrong Cause I’m getting nothing from these songs I’m tryin to find my sound Looking all around Breaking new ground Maybe I’ll be profound Instead of ABC How about Do re mi No more lazy Gotta find my crazy I’m tryin to find my sound Looking all around Breaking new ground Maybe I will dumbfound Instead of Ah beh ceh No hablo Ingles No more lazy Gotta find my crazy
4.
Baby doll, Good to see ya, how's it going? You know I’ve Got a bit of a confession Just because we’ve been together for about a half decade It shouldn’t mean that you let yourself go Look at you It’s not your hair or your figure Baby, you know I don’t mind that you’ve got bigger It’s just a little problem that would be so easy to fix Do you know what you need, what you need, baby Moisturizer Moisture-Moisturizer You need moisturizer Oh Moisturizer Oh You need moisturizer Baby You, You You need You, You You need Moisturizer, Moisturizer, Moisturizer Girl don't try to front I (I) know just (just) what you need Girl don't try to front I (I) know just (just) what you need Ooh, Neutrogena Ooh, Burt’s Bees Your face looks like My grandmother’s knees Girl don't try to front I (I) know just (just) what you need Everytime I hold your hand it feels like a dry sea You Say I'm Crazy And that you hate me But all you need is Some moisturizer WebMD Says dry skin might come from smoking Or if your Body suffers from malnutrition I guess when you have one too many, makes it hard It could be easy Let’s put down, let’s put down the donut Lollipops Can give you glucose level problems Which in turn, May cause dehydrated dry skin Maybe it’s your birth control that’s Giving you Xerosis, but probably not. Oh god I hope not Moisturizer Moisture-Moisturizer You need moisturizer Oh Moisturizer Oh You need moisturizer Baby You, You You need You, You You need Moisturizer, Moisturizer, Moisturizer Girl don't try to front I (I) know just (just) what you need Girl don't try to front I (I) know just (just) what you need Dermalogica Ooh, Burt’s Bees Your face looks like My grandmother’s knees Babe don't try to front I (I) know just (just) what you need Everytime I hold your hand it feels like dry seaweed You Say I'm Crazy And that you hate me But all you need is Some moisturizer Maybe if we both lived in a different day (Moisturizer, Moisturizer, Moisturizer Moisturizer) It would be all good, and babe I’d buy you some Olay But I can't 'cause you don't use... Moisturizer Moisture-Moisturizer You need moisturizer Oh Moisturizer Oh You need moisturizer Baby You, You You need You, You You need Moisturizer, Moisturizer, Moisturizer
5.
Da da da da da Underneath your shirt is your bra bra bra. God, this shit's like a padlock Is the clasp in the back or the front? What a cock block I don't need your help, cause I got this Just turn around girl and let me work it Don't gimmie sour grapes, just be patient Imma need another minute In the bed Making hot moves Clothes are off Except her Bra Wanna see her Mammary glands But I'm stuck Can't seem to undo her Bra bra bra It must be broken right? Nah nah nah I'm at her back she's like Ow ow ow The mood is killed cause of that Bra Bra Bra Bra Bra Maybe I could take a little workshop So I can circumvent all these boob locks Can't you sport, just a sports bra? (Not hot) Or what about a dress with your breasts, free and unblocked? See why this is unfair? Cause I don't have a lock blocking my underwear I got an idea though Maybe Velcro? In the car On the backseat Her bra's caught In her hair Oh just hush Baby hold up Well, I'm stumped Can't seem to undo her Bra bra bra It must be broken right? Nah nah nah I'm at her back she's like Ow ow ow The mood is killed cause of that Bra Bra Bra Bra Bra You be delayin' You always givin excuses You say you're busy Too busy to get with this? Damn you bra, bra, bra Cause I don't care what you do For women You know you're killing my love life Can't seem to undo her Bra bra bra It must be broken right? Nah nah nah I'm at her back she's like Ow ow ow The mood is killed cause of that Bra Bra Bra Bra Bra Bras bras bras Can't you do it for me? Nah nah nah I think I need to call my Ma-ma-ma And ask her how to undo Bras bras bras Bras Bras
6.
Happiness 03:08
See that girl sitting over there She don't know it but I'm gonna swear To make her my life, she'd better get prepared I'll give her happiness I'll give her my happiness U can see it all around her face Don't bother hiding it, it needs its space Let it rock out and you'll come ahead She's never had the right amount of happiness Sometimes too much And sometimes not enough But I can give it to her And I promise it won't suck Once she takes a look at what I offer She’ll play the doctor Tell me drop and cough sir And I will oblige Cause I will not deny her My happiness I won’t deny her my happiness Oh U can see it all around her face Don't bother hiding it, it needs its space Let it hang out and you'll come ahead My momma told me son Don’t think your day is done Until you’ve shared your happiness With everyone So I took her words to heart And now I’m doing my own part To spread my seed both through and through No I won’t stop til you feel it too Now when I say hap, you say pee, and I’ll say nis, and we’ll say wee Hap, Pee, Nis, Wee! Hap, Pee, Nis, Wee! Now listen up close, and listen to this When I say Hap, you say Penis Hap, Penis Hap…Pe… I’ll show you my happiness Can you feel my happiness? U can have it all around your face Don't bother hiding it, it needs its space Whip it out now and you'll come ahead See my happiness Taste my happiness Touch my happiness And suck my…
7.
When you Pee Wash your hands thoroughly It’s unsanitary To just wee and then leave Number 1,2,or 3 You don’t need to tell me Whatever it may be Let’s live hygenically Did you wash your hands? After you used the can I don’t have much hope That you used soap It doesn’t take too long Just sing a children’s song The Alphabet one works So scrub til it hurts Are you clean? Living in filth is the worst thing Are you clean? I am watching Don’t touch me If your hands are filthy You may not have touched pee But there could be debris Number 1,2,or 3 You don’t need to tell me Whatever it may be Let’s live hygenically Here’s how I see When you don’t wash up You leave immediately Right when you flush You’ll be shaking hands With people at the dance If they only knew They could be shaking poo Are you clean? Living like you is obscene Are you clean? I am watching O, Em, Gee It’s not only just me I think others agree That you’re pretty dirty Number 1,2,or 3 You don’t need to tell me Whatever it may be Let’s live hygenically What you do is abhorrent Spreading germs with no repent If you don’t like the sound advice I’ll just have to ask you nice Maybe twice Or Thrice Or Frice When you Pee Wash your hands thoroughly It’s unsanitary To just wee and then leave Number 1,2,or 3 You don’t need to tell me Whatever it may be Let’s live hygienically Talking A,B,C Easy as 1, 2, 3 Simple as OCD Plus the water is free I C, U, P How are you so icky? It should be mandatory Wash your hands after you pee Please
8.
Hey, ohh, let me tell you no. Oh baby. Trying to decide, trying to decide if I, really wanna go out tonight I never use to go out without you, I'm not sure I remember how to I'm gonna be late gonna be late but, all my boys gonna have to wait cause, I don't know if I like my outfit. I think I found something in your closet Nothing feels right when I'm wearing briefs, loving your dress and your bright capris Putting them on when you’re not at home, trying to cross dress when I'm all alone Ima step into your lingerie, strutting through your house all night all day Feel kinda gay, with nothing but your g-string on Oh, with nothing but your g-string on Hey, gotta be strong gotta be strong but your boots are really hurting not sure what’s wrong I thought since that I could do a calf lift, walking in your heels would be no big trick now I don't, now I don't know if I'm, ever really gonna let you know but I, tried dressing up for Halloween You laughed and said I made a hot drag queen Nothing feels right when I'm wearing briefs, loving your dress and your bright capris. Putting them on when you’re not at home, trying to cross dress when I'm all alone Ima step into your lingerie, strutting through your house all night all day Feel kinda gay, with nothing but your g-string on Oh, with nothing but your g-string on Hey hey, I don’t flip out when you wear my jacket Breakdown start crying giving me all this shit Just because I like to wear your rouge, doesn’t mean I’m all about the dudes Ima still treat you like a princess, it’s not like this is committing incest. But You can see my breasts cause, I’ve got nothing but your g-string on. Nothing but your g-string on I’m wearing your g-string I’m wearing your g-string I’ve got a wedgie.
9.
He’s a douchebag, with a heart of gold He’s a douchebag, with a heart of gold If you ask him if the dress you’re wearing makes you look fat He’ll say yes But if you need a pickup from the airport, cause it’s late and you can’t find a cab He’ll say yes, cause He’s a douchebag, with a heart of gold He says things like, I’m gonna make a poontang gang tonight And every story starts about his hair But every so once in awhile He’ll break free from denial It’s hard to take, but you can’t shake His genuine smile He’s a douchebag,with a heart of gold He’s a douchebag, and he doesn’t know If he needs your car to run some errands, but your ride is almost out of gas He won’t fill up But if he sees you drunk inside a club and you can hardly pick yourself back up He’ll fend guys off He’s a douchebag, with a heart of gold He’s the type of guy who likes to chase his beer with shots And every shirt in his closet has got its collar popped But every so once in awhile He’ll break free of denial It’s hard to take, but you can’t shake His genuine smile He’s a douchebag, with a heart of gold He’s a douchebag, outwardly cold If you ask him if he cried when Rose, had to let go of Jack He’ll say no But if your boyfriend’s talking shit about you, spreading lies and all that kind of crap, He’s got your back. He’s a douchebag, with a heart of gold
10.
What happened? My teacher asked me When I failed out Of Chemistry But aren’t you Asian? Just like on TV They love to study And got angry mommies No I’m not an engineer, for the last time Even if you didn’t ask, it’s crossed your mind So if you’re ever adding up the tip Don’t expect me to help a bit Cause I don’t know What 15 percent of anything is Because if you look into my eyes Then you’ll see I’m just a normal guy And that’ll break your heart I’m Asian but not smart I’m Asian but not smart First day of Psych class On the seventh floor First thing they told me was Physics is next door But at least I’m still awesome At Table Tennis That’s the best I, Can do for you So if you’re running to me with a TI-85 Just know it’ll cut me like a knife So if a hottie ever needs my help With derivatives or when things melt I’ll turn my face No use in hot girls anyway Because if you look into my eyes Then you’ll see I’m just a normal guy And that’ll break your heart I’m Asian but not smart I’m Asian but not smart It’ll be okay I’ll be okay That’s what my mom will say So if you ever see one on the street Don’t assume he knows his one, two, threes Just turn your head And ask a Jewish boy instead Because if you look into my eyes Then you’ll see I’m just a normal guy And that’ll break your heart I’m Asian but not smart I’m Asian but not smart I’m Asian but not smart
11.
I hopped out the club, no luck tonight With a buzz, oh Im drunk again Trying to start my car thinking Im alright (woah) Almost hit that fence Woke up in a cell Here I am for the first time Look to the right and I see a funny looking mime This is all so crazy The other night seems so hazy My tummys turnin and I think Im getting beer shits Too much liquor and I'm nauseas, That's when the police man turned on the radio and it all came back that night it all came back that night Everything that happened that night Had to put my hands up Theyre whipping out cuffs They told me that Im not okay Finger to nose like yea Standing on one foot, no I got my hands up, Theyre reading my rights Theyre gonna put me away No, Im about to get a DUI No, Im about to get a DUI Get to the jail in my chauffeured ride Everybody's lookin at me now Like whos that hick, thats looking sick? Were gonna have to beat him down So hard with these Crips all around me Its definitely not a slumber party Cause instead of pajamas Everybodys got beef with my momma. My head is aching and I really wanna go home But I cant find my Iphone That's when the po po dropped some news on me Im gonna have to go to court Im gonna have to go to court I bet Britney never went to court Had to put my hands up Theyre whipping out cuffs They told me that Im not okay Countin to ten like yea Walk in a straight line, no I got my hands up, Theyre reading my rights Theyre gonna put me away No, cant believe I got a DUI No, cant believe I got a DUI Feel like hoppin' in my car (in my car) Hang out with my with friends tonight (friends tonight) Something stops me everytime (everytime) Cause the judge took my license I cannot drive I had put my hands up Theyre whipping out cuffs They told me that Im not okay Noddin my head like, whuh? [act drunk] Swaying around like, uhhh [act drnk] I got my hands up, Theyre reading my rights Theyre gonna put me away No, Im about to get a DUI No, cant believe I got a DUI Oh my god I got a DUI!
12.
This is a generic love song Fill in the blanks for whatever girl rolls along Blank I love you Blank I need you And blank, you’re the only one who makes me feel this way This is a generic love song Good for getting a girl, down to her thong Look I can sing and play the guitar But honestly this isn’t very hard This is the part where you get on your knees And tell her, baby please, oh we were meant to be Blank, spend your life with me Oh Blank, your hair is beautiful And Oh blank, your smile is wonderful I just want to blank you I just want to blank you I want to spend my mother blanking life with you This is a generic love song Fill in the blanks for whatever girl rolls along Blank I love you Blank I need you And blank, you’re the only one who makes me feel this way
13.
Do you know a number who has its own Symbol whose ending just can’t be known Makes me feel special even though I know I’m not Find it all around you even out of books Everywhere you look an Irrational has found you It loves being around you I’ll make it easy (As easy as three point three point one four) It’s just a ratio of a circle’s circumference (Pi loves you) Pi loves you It’s only three point one four one five nine two (Pi loves you) (Pi loves you) If you wanna find the space inside a disk All you have to do is find its radius Take it to the second, now just bring your closest friend The ancient Babylonians used it first Anywhere on earth You can claim that you have found it It loves being unbounded I’ll make it easy (As easy as three point three point one four) It’s just a ratio of a circle’s circumferenceI (Pi loves you) Pi Loves you It’s only three point one four one five nine two six five three (Pi loves me) Pi loves me (Pi Loves you) Pi loves you (I’ll make it easy, it’s easy as three point three point one four) It’s only three point one four one five nine two (Pi loves you) Pi loves you It’s only three point one four one five nine two six five three Pi loves me Pi loves me
14.
Somebody call 911, I've got a funny burning in my pants now, woah Crotch is burning, crotch is burning Woke up in a cheap motel Got up cause I had to pee like hell Hit me soon as I walked through the door My pocket started tickling Followed by an unpleasant burning Even once I finished urinating I should be bagging, before tagging Like my momma said I mustve been so crazy drunk that I was out of my head Now take my health care card and my blood sample Oh god, my pee burns like the fire Burns like fire Somebody call 911, I've got a funny burning in my pants now, woah Im at the doctors now Trying to member that one night, on the dance floor Whoa It's either herpes, gonorrhea, or the clap now That little shawty must've gave me a disease now Out of all the sexy ladies on the dance floor I had to pick the one that acted like a big whore Crotch is burning, crotch is burning Your body is a masterpiece So dont go getting any STDs Cause aint no doubt its with you for life Be afraid of creepy fellas Who dont wanna slip on any rubbas Or youll be dry, humping forever Dont be a fool, wrap your tool, before you dive in the pool And remember all the things you ever learned from school Now take your health care card and your blood sample Shawty lets go get tested Go get tested! Somebody call 911, I've got a funny burning in my pants now, woah Im at the doctors now Trying to member that one night, on the dance floor Whoa It's either herpes, gonorrhea, or the clap now That little shawty must've gave me a disease now Out of all the sexy people on the dance floor Please dont go home with the person whos a big whore You got that fire in your pants thatll make them girlies run away (Ew!) I think you caught, something bad, shouldve used a condom (Ew!) You got that fire in your pants thatll make them girlies run away (Oh god! Get out my way! Venereal, Fire Burning , Hey!) I think you caught something bad, shouldve used a condom (Chlamydia! Herpes! Gonorrhea, lets go hey!) So lets all, tear it, roll it, use it, that prophylactic Hold the base, when youre pulling out so we all stay safe Now take your health care card and your blood sample Shawty lets all go get tested Go get tested Somebody call 911, I've got a funny burning in my pants now, Woah Im at the doctors now Trying to member that one night, on the dance floor Whoa It's either herpes, gonorrhea, or the clap now That little shawty must've gave me a disease now Out of all the sexy people on the dance floor Please dont diddle with the person whos a big whore Somebody call 911,
15.
Gone 02:44
Long ago, I had two ladies that I selfishly played like pawns On one hand there was Rhea, and the other girl, her name was Gone. This feeling was tearing me apart I should have known it would from the very start Now I know to treat my ladies better Rhea, I’m sorry, Gone baby I miss you But the choice still stands Gone or Rhea? Gone or Rhea Gone or Rhea Is it Gone or is it Rhea? Tell me, does it look like Gone or Rhea Or does it smell like Gone or Rhea My friends all tell me I should go see some doctors That didn’t help, oh I still have this problem My mom says Gone, Dad says wouldn’t want to be ya Gone or Rhea Oh it burns and it stings And it’s painful You’re in trouble this time What an awful pair of tests These things I have to go through They’ll never end! Gone or Rhea! Gone or Rhea Is it Gone or is it Rhea? Tell me, does it look like Gone or Rhea Or does it smell like Gone or Rhea
16.
I can almost see it That other white meat but There’s a voice inside my head sayin, Don’t even eat it, Every step they’re taking, Every claim they make’s like Blame with no discretion My faith is shaking but I Got to keep trying Got to keep my friends informed There’s always going to be another outbreak There’s really nothing anyone can do Always going to be an animal scapegoat, Last time it was the avian flu Ain’t about how fast it got here, Ain’t about the former in your ham and cheese It's the swine The struggles I’m facing, The chances I’m taking Sometimes they’ll warn me not to But I’ll still eat bacon They may not know it but Pig meat holds no risk Unless you’re the type of guy who Likes to lick piglets I Got to keep trying Got to keep my peeps informed There’s always going to be another outbreak Fever, coughs, probably loose stools Always going to be an animal scapegoat, Dog, horse, even Spanish flu Ain’t about the H1N1, It’s all because some kid in Mexico Kissed a swine There’s always going to be another outbreak Thankfully it’s not a zombie flu That would always be a downhill battle, Sometime you’re going to have to lose, Ain’t about how fast it got here Ain’t about what Egypt plans to do That’s kill the swine Yea e yeaa Keep on eating Keep buying Keep the faith, Bah ram ewe It’s all about It’s all about The Swine That’ll a do That’ll do, pig
17.
Rap Montage 04:17
18.

about

This is my first Parody Album! The following 19 songs are a collection of my humorous songs and parodies. Hope you enjoy!

Check me out on YouTube! www.youtube.com/user/Jenton

credits

released January 25, 2011

license

Some rights reserved. Please refer to individual track pages for license info.

tags

about

Jenton Fremont

Jenton maintains a strong presence on YouTube, with 4500 subscribers, over 1.8 MILLION video views, and with viral hits like his 'Beyonce - If I Were a Boy' parody that has gotten over 200,000 hits on YouTube.

contact / help

Contact Jenton

Streaming and
Download help

Shipping and returns

Redeem code

Report this album or account