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The Silly Stuff Part 2 (New Release​!​)

by Jenton

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Everybody's trying to get slim Ain't that the reason you're at this gym You ain't gon get there eating like that I got a better solution for the chubs Just come with me now. Let's put down the Ho Ho We'll start eating right and hit up Trader Joes But if you relapse, then there's no one to blame I can see you getting big, getting big Overweight, I see flab all over me Overweight, I can't see both of my feet Overweight, I'll be catching my breath Oh my weight, ain't going down Oh my weight, ain't going down. Yeah. Overweight, Oh noes Some dudes know all the right things to eat Whole grains and oats, fruits-a make me sick Instead of talking lemme eat ice cream sundaes Kit Kat and Twixes really make my day Just leave with me now, screw that salad buffet At Burger King, you can Have It Your Way You'll see a side of skin you've never seen I can see you getting big, getting big Overweight, may cause diabetes Overweight, need to buy 2 airplane seats Overweight, I'll be sweating excessively, Oh my weight, ain't going down Oh my weight, ain't going down Nom nom nom nom nom Lemme have a Double Down and with extra che-ese Nom nom nom nom nom Gonna smell bad when it all comes out Just eat with me now, healthy foods we'll ignore We'll force our hearts to pump blood more and more You'll feel a pain unlike you've ever known I can see you going down, going down Overweight, are you morbidly obese? Overweight, which can lead to heart disease Overweight, you'll be needing some health care Omg, don't be a fatty, OMG , don't be a fatty Overweight, no more fries from Mickey D's Overweight, I ain't no girl's fantasy Overweight, did you really just, eat that twinkie? Oh my weight, ain't going down Oh my weight, ain't going down just yet
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Asian Glow 03:00
Bring another drink I’m feeling like a ho I got that Asian glow I got that Asian glow Pull up to the club and I’m feeling fine Wanna switch it up gonna try some wine Half a glass in and I’m feeling wheezy Face is getting flushed and I’m getting queasy Shock Top popped and I kill a bottle I don’t recommend Whisky and Full Throttle Few minutes in, I think, I’m feeling itchy Try to tell my friends but they say I’m bitchy Then I think back, but I’m slow to recall Mom told me I’m allergic to alcohol Red face, hives, difficulty grooving Tomorrow morning I’ll be on the toilet pooping He’s gonna get the Asian glow tonight He’s gonna get the Asian glow tonight (Gotta split, gotta shit, gotta lickety split Too much liquor in me gives me liquidy shits) If he takes Pepto, it might be alright Or Otherwise, he’s gonna get the liquor shits tonight Bring another drink I’m feeling like a ho I got that Asian glow I got that Asian glow I don’t really see the point of getting so shit-faced You would understand if you were standing in my place Have you almost ever taken a lady home? But had to send her back to greet your porcelain throne? Alright, I know what you’re thinking Quit the whining and just stop the drinking But let me tell you full disclosure, A club’s no fun when you are sober He’s gonna get the Asian glow tonight He’s gonna get the Asian glow tonight (Gotta split, gotta shit, gotta lickety split Too much liquor in me gives me liquidy shits) If he takes Pepcid, it might be alright Or Otherwise, he’s gonna get the liquor shits tonight You know it's hard to spit game, when you’re looking so lame, cause you’re as Red as an apple, you look like an asshole. You know it's hard to be cool, dropping kids at the pool, your face is Looking like Rudolph, it’s kind of a turnoff It’s the curse of the Asian Bring another drink I’m feeling like a ho I got that Asian glow I got that Asian glow
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I know a place where the beach is really nasty Dank, and dreary, they call it America’s armpit Chugging jager bombs, talking ‘bout getting a new haircut Boys lose their minds, trying to grind up on that club slut You can find imitations But nothing comes close to the Situation Once you party with them You’ll become a guido (got to love the Guido-ohs) Jersey Shore Guidos, they’re unforgettable Pauly D he loves his blowout Sunkist Soda skin, looks just like Orange Glo (got to love Gudios, got to love the guidos) Jersey Shore Guidos, they’re incorrigible Macho men, but kind of Metro Love this jam, let’s do the Guido Fist Pump (got to love Gudios, got to love the guidos) Pose, puckered lips Remember to point at the camera And on, on your arm, a girl that kinda looks like Ke$ha You can find imitations But nothing comes close to the Situation Once you party with them You’ll become a guido (got to love the Guido-ohs) Jersey Shore Guidos, they’re unforgettable Snooki sleeps on a tanning bed Sunkist Soda skin, looks just like Orange Glo (got to love Gudios, got to love the guidos) Jersey Shore Guidos, they’re incorrigible Macho men, but kind of Metro Love this jam, let’s do the Guido Fist Pump (got to love Gudios, got to love the guidos) Snoop Spray tanned, toned and ready Gel it up, just to make it sexy Boob jobbed guidettes, these are the girls they try to get They work their guns, but it ain’t just for fun Tanaholics, love the sun (GET SOME) Designer jeans, tight t-shirt fiend, never wanna wear sunscreen Every day, no dismay, they’re on display, just like a big cliche Guido Beach and AC, just a meathead’s best wet dream Homeboys banging out, all that grease leaking out Nicknaming, no shame in, manscaping, by day’s end, just some horny young man Snookie my lady (yea?), lookie here baby (uh huh), You kinda lack grace, but it’s messed some dude punched you in the face Jersey Shore Guidos, they’re unforgettable MTV you need to be shot Sunkist Soda skin, looks just like Orange Glo (got to love Gudios, got to love the guidos) Jersey Shore Guidos, they’re incorrigible Macho men, but kind of Metro Love this jam, let’s do the Guido Fist Pump (got to love Gudios, got to love the guidos) New Jerseyyyyyy Jersey Shoreeee
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In the Sack (free) 02:59
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If I designed a public bathroom It would be a pleasure to poo I’d always have a hook to hang my coat And the floors would never look like a moat I'm a man who likes his peace Plus I hate to see my neighbor's feet. Woah I think I could make a kickass bathroom Have you ever been to the bathroom? And when you got there, It seemed like everybody else at work was there to go two, too And there’s always that one stall that’s empty, that you don’t really want to use But, you don’t have much choice, cause you’re at about an 8.5 on the Poo Poo Panic scale So you walk in reluctantly Forgoing the protective sheet Cause you know, once you put it down You got roughly 5 seconds before it drowns You line the seat with toilet paper And wonder if talking on your phone while on the can is just human nature Cause so many people seem to do it It’s a little off putting And kind of disgusting And so, you sit down, but you know, it’s not ideal Cause you’ve got, groany McGroanerson on your left side And Mr. Imina invade your personal space with my foot McGoo on your right. But you persevere, maybe stick your fingers in your ears Close your eyes, and imagine you’re in a magical meadow, where all you can smell are fresh daisies, and not that guy who sounds like he’s suffering from dysentery two stalls over. If I designed a public bathroom It would be a pleasure to poo All the stall walls would touch the ground And the room would absorb the sound I'm a man who likes his peace Plus I hate to see my neighbor's feet. Woah I think I could make a kickass bathroom Now you’re almost at the home stretch But you got another thing to check Are your neighbors almost done as well? If you leave together it’ll be awkward as hell …what about metering lights? If I designed a public bathroom It would be a pleasure to poo I’d make sure that there’d never be a gap Between the stall door and the frame what’s up with that I'm a man who likes his peace Plus I hate to see my neighbor's feet. Woah I think I could make a kickass bathroom
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Popping pimples on my face, like a pre-teen When I don’t wash I break out, it’s a routine Salicylic on my face, but it ain’t worth spit Can’t go out until I finally pop my big zit Got a big zit, got a big zit No no no no Can’t go out until I finally pop my big zit Got a big zit, got a big zit No no no no Can’t go out until I finally pop my big zit Gimmie that Pro-Pro Activ Gimmie that Clear-a-sal sal Ladies love my threads, but not my whiteheads Get them needles ready, we gonna prep it to pop Cause when we prick the skin you know that pus it won’t stop (Pimple Cream) Oh god Squeeze it more, squeeze-squeeze it more You’ve got to squeeze it more until the pus is out the pore Til’ the pus is out the pore, till the pus is out the pore The pimple will be removed once the pus is out the pore. Popping pimples on my face, like a pre-teen When I don’t wash I break out, it’s a routine Salicylic on my face, but it ain’t worth spit Can’t go out until I finally pop my big zit Got a big zit, got a big zit No no no no Can’t go out until I finally pop my big zit Got a big zit, got a big zit No no no no Can’t go out until I finally pop my big zit Thinking bout, thinking bout pills, Ima too scared to try I read on the internet, it might lead to suicide This is how I live, every single night Popping pimples and whiteheads and then I watch ‘em die! (Pimple Cream) Oh god Squeeze it more, squeeze-squeeze it more You’ve got to squeeze it more until the pus is out the pore Til’ the pus is out the pore, till the pus is out the pore The pimple will be removed once the pus is out the pore. Popping pimples on my face, like a pre-teen When I don’t wash I break out, it’s a routine Salicylic on my face, but it ain’t worth spit Can’t go out until I finally pop my big zit Got a big zit, got a big zit No no no no Can’t go out until I finally pop my big zit Got a big zit, got a big zit No no no no Can’t go out until I finally pop my big zit It’s that inherited gene, giving you yo acne Giving you yo’ acne, giving you yo’ acne Thanks to mom and dad’s face, you’ve got crippling acne You’ve got crippling acne, you’ve got crippling acne Eff My Life, I’ve got pre-teen acne, I’ve got pre-teen acne, I’ve got pre-teen acne Eff My Life, why am I so pimply, why am I so pimply? Why am I so pimply? Popping pimples on my face, like a pre-teen When I don’t wash I break out, it’s a routine Salicylic on my face, but it ain’t worth spit Can’t go out until I finally pop my big zit Got a big zit, got a big zit No no no no Can’t go out until I finally pop my big zit Got a big zit, got a big zit No no no no Can’t go out until I finally pop my big zit
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This kitten’s trying too hard to be freaky I never thought I’d say no to nudity I notice that she’s desperate That shoulda been my first hint You know that I got standards But just not on the weekends If you want the good shit Don’t settle for the drunk chicks You might get a girl who likes it weird I can’t fake it, fake it, fake no more It’s never felt like, felt like this before Didn’t think those muscles could get sore Time to show you, show you out the door Ow Not so hard Teeth are bad So are whips Watch me squirm, when I lose, when I lose my hard on so rough shoulda brought me a bodyguard I notice what she’s wearing She notices me staring There’s no way she expects me To eat edible undies Pretty sure she’s worn them, from the club to the bedroom Oh my gad they’re melted on from sweat I can’t fake it, fake it, fake no more It’s never felt like, felt like this before Didn’t think those muscles could get sore Time to show you, show you out the door Ow Not so hard Teeth are bad So are whips It’s almost midnight, she ain’t stopping Keep on faking till she’s sleepy If you feel bad cause she’s too freaky Keep on faking till she’s sleepy It’s almost midnight, she ain’t stopping Keep on faking till she’s sleepy If she’s too rough, and she’s creepy Keep on faking till she’s sleepy
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I know I’m late To our big date But can’t you see Skyrim needs me I’m almost done, how else can I explain Let me save this game I cast a spell on me, spell on me Plus five to strength and my agility, agility But only stacks if I’m with my party, my party So let me finish one more dungeon raid and I’ll save Do we have to leave now? Now we need to take that bridge Bridge traffic is a pain Paint the target red Reservations aren’t til six Six bogeys on my tail Tails we stay, heads…we’ll see See that sniper? Now just aim! Just let me save this game I know I’m late To our big date But can’t you see My Sims need me I’m almost done, how else can I explain Let me save this game Just let him save this game She wants to strangle me, strangle me But if I leave who’s gonna drive the jeep, drive the jeep? Sam always drives past all the enemies, enemies So let me finish up my killing spree, and we’ll leave I just leveled up now Now we gotta try this gun! Gonna need another ten 10 killstreak, I’m on a run! Run away she’s got a knife! Knife kills are too easy Baby please, don’t kill me Man, what a ‘ball and chain’ Just let me save this game I know I’m late To our big date But can’t you see Diablo 3 I can’t leave now, how else can I explain If I leave this game, Who’s gonna bring the pain? Just let him save this game Just let me save this game I know I’m late To our big date But can’t you see My games need me Your friends all think, I’m mildly insane Let me save this game Just let me save this game

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My second Parody/Funny song album!

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released December 10, 2011

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Jenton Fremont

Jenton maintains a strong presence on YouTube, with 4500 subscribers, over 1.8 MILLION video views, and with viral hits like his 'Beyonce - If I Were a Boy' parody that has gotten over 200,000 hits on YouTube.

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