When you Pee
Wash your hands thoroughly
It’s unsanitary
To just wee and then leave
Number
1,2,or 3
You don’t need to tell me
Whatever it may be
Let’s live hygenically

Did you wash your hands?
After you used the can
I don’t have much hope
That you used soap
It doesn’t take too long
Just sing a children’s song
The Alphabet one works
So scrub til it hurts

Are you clean?
Living in filth is the worst thing
Are you clean?
I am watching

Don’t touch me
If your hands are filthy
You may not have touched pee
But there could be debris
Number
1,2,or 3
You don’t need to tell me
Whatever it may be
Let’s live hygenically

Here’s how I see
When you don’t wash up
You leave immediately
Right when you flush

You’ll be shaking hands
With people at the dance
If they only knew
They could be shaking poo

Are you clean?
Living like you is obscene
Are you clean?
I am watching

O, Em, Gee
It’s not only just me
I think others agree
That you’re pretty dirty
Number
1,2,or 3
You don’t need to tell me
Whatever it may be
Let’s live hygenically

What you do is abhorrent
Spreading germs with no repent
If you don’t like the sound advice
I’ll just have to ask you nice
Maybe twice
Or Thrice
Or Frice

When you Pee
Wash your hands thoroughly
It’s unsanitary
To just wee and then leave
Number
1,2,or 3
You don’t need to tell me
Whatever it may be
Let’s live hygienically
Talking
A,B,C
Easy as 1, 2, 3
Simple as OCD
Plus the water is free
I
C, U, P
How are you so icky?
It should be mandatory
Wash your hands after you pee
Please