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Moisturizer (Britney Spears - Womanizer Parody)

from The Silly Stuff (The Parody Album) by Jenton

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A parody of Womanizer, by Britney Spears.

Parodies are pretty fun to write. You basically take a successful song, and butcher it as much as humanly possible. :)

lyrics

Baby doll,
Good to see ya, how's it going?
You know I’ve
Got a bit of a confession
Just because we’ve been together for about a half decade
It shouldn’t mean that you let yourself go

Look at you
It’s not your hair or your figure
Baby, you
know I don’t mind that you’ve got bigger
It’s just a little problem that would be so easy to fix
Do you know what you need, what you need, baby

Moisturizer
Moisture-Moisturizer
You need moisturizer
Oh Moisturizer Oh
You need moisturizer Baby
You, You You need
You, You You need
Moisturizer, Moisturizer, Moisturizer

Girl don't try to front I (I) know just (just) what you need
Girl don't try to front I (I) know just (just) what you need

Ooh, Neutrogena
Ooh, Burt’s Bees
Your face looks like
My grandmother’s knees

Girl don't try to front I (I) know just (just) what you need
Everytime I hold your hand it feels like a dry sea

You Say I'm Crazy
And that you hate me
But all you need is
Some moisturizer

WebMD
Says dry skin might come from smoking
Or if your
Body suffers from malnutrition
I guess when you have one too many, makes it hard
It could be easy
Let’s put down, let’s put down the donut

Lollipops
Can give you glucose level problems
Which in turn,
May cause dehydrated dry skin
Maybe it’s your birth control that’s
Giving you Xerosis, but probably not. Oh god I hope not

Moisturizer
Moisture-Moisturizer
You need moisturizer
Oh Moisturizer Oh
You need moisturizer Baby
You, You You need
You, You You need
Moisturizer, Moisturizer, Moisturizer

Girl don't try to front I (I) know just (just) what you need
Girl don't try to front I (I) know just (just) what you need

Dermalogica
Ooh, Burt’s Bees
Your face looks like
My grandmother’s knees

Babe don't try to front I (I) know just (just) what you need
Everytime I hold your hand it feels like dry seaweed

You Say I'm Crazy
And that you hate me
But all you need is
Some moisturizer

Maybe if we both lived in a different day
(Moisturizer, Moisturizer, Moisturizer Moisturizer)
It would be all good, and babe I’d buy you some Olay
But I can't 'cause you don't
use...

Moisturizer
Moisture-Moisturizer
You need moisturizer
Oh Moisturizer Oh
You need moisturizer Baby
You, You You need
You, You You need
Moisturizer, Moisturizer, Moisturizer

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from The Silly Stuff (The Parody Album), track released January 25, 2009

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Jenton Fremont

Jenton maintains a strong presence on YouTube, with 4500 subscribers, over 1.8 MILLION video views, and with viral hits like his 'Beyonce - If I Were a Boy' parody that has gotten over 200,000 hits on YouTube.

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