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lyrics
Ladies and gentlemen look what the cat’s dragged in
Another song about love, oh no no not this time
This time I’m singing about absolutely nothing
Or as I like to say in shorthand, my life.
The sun on my face feels so good
What’s the point of getting up and going to school
Running away from the sun light that’ll be waking you up in bed
To go to a class where the teacher’s bald spot is reflecting off his head.
Oh no no no,
And I don’t want that at all
And I don’t need that at all
But I’ve got no choice at all
Cause in shorthand that’s my life.
Ladies and Gentlemen, please turn to page one oh nine
And learn about things that won’t blow your mind
So I look around me for the class skank
And try to picture her with a thirty year old named Frank
The girl comes home to find a cluttered apartment
Frank’s just sitting on the couch, drunk of his ass
He doesn’t care a lick about her, and he’s only there for the ass
So why, does she still come home to him
Cause all she wants is a little love from men
Oh no no no,
And she doesn’t like it at all
and it’s sad cause it’s not her fault
But she’s got no choice at all
Cause in shorthand that’s her life
Ladies and Gentlemen, looks like I’m talking bout love again
I guess that’s the way it goes, that’s who I am
Jenton maintains a strong presence on YouTube, with 4500 subscribers, over 1.8 MILLION video views, and with viral hits like his 'Beyonce - If I Were a Boy' parody that has gotten over 200,000 hits on YouTube.
