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Hit This Bong With Me (Taylor Swift - You Belong with Me Parody)

from The Silly Stuff (The Parody Album) by Jenton

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A parody of You Belong With Me by Taylor Swift. Entitled, Hit This Bong With Me

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He’s on the phone with his dealer, I’m upset
Cause I lent him 80 bucks to help pay his rent
So how is he, able to buy more weed?

I’m in the room it’s a typical Tuesday night
He’s listening to the kind of music nobody likes
And he’ll never, remember anything ever

Oh he wears hemp shoes, hoodie sweatshirts
He’s a pothead, and always smells like burnt shoes
I’m dreaming bout the day when I’ll wake up and find
That while at Burning Man, he’ll have OD’d and died

If you could see that I'm the one who has to suffer
Tired of saying no, so stop asking me
Hit this bong with me
Hit this bong with me

Walkin the streets with you in your worn out jeans
I can’t help thinking how ridiculous this seems
Waiting on a park bench watching for the cops
Hey are you done buying?

One time he got me high I was lit all over town
And wound up barfing for awhile, on my way back down
You said it’s fine it always happens like that
Hey whatcha doing with sticky icky like that?

He reads High Times, munchies like a child
His weed dealer is first on his speed dial
Dreaming bout the day when he’ll wake up and find
The guy he’s buying from was a cop the whole time

If you could see that I'm the one who has to suffer
Tired of saying no, so stop asking me
Hit this bong with me

Standing by and waiting ‘til I move out
No more saying no to him asking me
Hit this bong with me
Hit this bong with me

[solo]

Oh, it’s not like I’m anti-smoking pot, everybody’s got their right
But you’re always lighting up, in the middle of the night
It’s hard to study hard, when you’re smoking out some guy
Cause you always seal the room, so I get a hotbox high

Can’t you see that I’m the one who can’t stand you
Tired of saying no, so stop asking me
Hit this bong with me

Standing by and waiting ‘til it’s legal
Maybe then he’ll finally not ask me
Hit this bong with me
Hit this bong with me

Have you ever thought just maybe
Hit this bong with me
Hit this bong with me

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from The Silly Stuff (The Parody Album), track released January 10, 2010

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Jenton Fremont

Jenton maintains a strong presence on YouTube, with 4500 subscribers, over 1.8 MILLION video views, and with viral hits like his 'Beyonce - If I Were a Boy' parody that has gotten over 200,000 hits on YouTube.

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