Bring another drink I’m feeling like a ho
I got that Asian glow I got that Asian glow

Pull up to the club and I’m feeling fine
Wanna switch it up gonna try some wine
Half a glass in and I’m feeling wheezy
Face is getting flushed and I’m getting queasy

Shock Top popped and I kill a bottle
I don’t recommend Whisky and Full Throttle
Few minutes in, I think, I’m feeling itchy
Try to tell my friends but they say I’m bitchy

Then I think back, but I’m slow to recall
Mom told me I’m allergic to alcohol
Red face, hives, difficulty grooving
Tomorrow morning I’ll be on the toilet pooping

He’s gonna get the Asian glow tonight
He’s gonna get the Asian glow tonight
(Gotta split, gotta shit, gotta lickety split
Too much liquor in me gives me liquidy shits)
If he takes Pepto, it might be alright
Or Otherwise, he’s gonna get the liquor shits tonight

Bring another drink I’m feeling like a ho
I got that Asian glow I got that Asian glow

I don’t really see the point of getting so shit-faced
You would understand if you were standing in my place
Have you almost ever taken a lady home?
But had to send her back to greet your porcelain throne?

Alright, I know what you’re thinking
Quit the whining and just stop the drinking
But let me tell you full disclosure,
A club’s no fun when you are sober

He’s gonna get the Asian glow tonight
He’s gonna get the Asian glow tonight
(Gotta split, gotta shit, gotta lickety split
Too much liquor in me gives me liquidy shits)
If he takes Pepcid, it might be alright
Or Otherwise, he’s gonna get the liquor shits tonight

You know it's hard to spit game, when you’re looking so lame, cause you’re as
Red as an apple, you look like an asshole.
You know it's hard to be cool, dropping kids at the pool, your face is
Looking like Rudolph, it’s kind of a turnoff
It’s the curse of the Asian

Bring another drink I’m feeling like a ho
I got that Asian glow I got that Asian glow