Somebody call 911,
I've got a funny burning in my pants now, woah
Crotch is burning, crotch is burning
Woke up in a cheap motel
Got up cause I had to pee like hell
Hit me soon as I walked through the door
My pocket started tickling
Followed by an unpleasant burning
Even once I finished urinating
I should be bagging, before tagging
Like my momma said
I mustve been so crazy drunk that I was out of my head
Now take my health care card and my blood sample
Oh god, my pee burns like the fire
Burns like fire
Somebody call 911,
I've got a funny burning in my pants now, woah
Im at the doctors now
Trying to member that one night, on the dance floor
Whoa
It's either herpes, gonorrhea, or the clap now
That little shawty must've gave me a disease now
Out of all the sexy ladies on the dance floor
I had to pick the one that acted like a big whore
Crotch is burning, crotch is burning
Your body is a masterpiece
So dont go getting any STDs
Cause aint no doubt its with you for life
Be afraid of creepy fellas
Who dont wanna slip on any rubbas
Or youll be dry, humping forever
Dont be a fool, wrap your tool, before you dive in the pool
And remember all the things you ever learned from school
Now take your health care card and your blood sample
Shawty lets go get tested
Go get tested!
Somebody call 911,
I've got a funny burning in my pants now, woah
Im at the doctors now
Trying to member that one night, on the dance floor
Whoa
It's either herpes, gonorrhea, or the clap now
That little shawty must've gave me a disease now
Out of all the sexy people on the dance floor
Please dont go home with the person whos a big whore
You got that fire in your pants thatll make them girlies run away
(Ew!)
I think you caught, something bad, shouldve used a condom
(Ew!)
You got that fire in your pants thatll make them girlies run away
(Oh god! Get out my way! Venereal, Fire Burning , Hey!)
I think you caught something bad, shouldve used a condom
(Chlamydia! Herpes! Gonorrhea, lets go hey!)
So lets all, tear it, roll it, use it, that prophylactic
Hold the base, when youre pulling out so we all stay safe
Now take your health care card and your blood sample
Shawty lets all go get tested
Go get tested
Somebody call 911,
I've got a funny burning in my pants now,
Woah
Im at the doctors now
Trying to member that one night, on the dance floor
Whoa
It's either herpes, gonorrhea, or the clap now
That little shawty must've gave me a disease now
Out of all the sexy people on the dance floor
Please dont diddle with the person whos a big whore
Jenton maintains a strong presence on YouTube, with 4500 subscribers, over 1.8 MILLION video views, and with viral hits like his 'Beyonce - If I Were a Boy' parody that has gotten over 200,000 hits on YouTube.